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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] superglue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yep, otherwise get used to sitting at home playing video games on a Saturday night while your wife is our getting plowed.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I wanna play video games while My spouse gets plowed! My fiance has a much higher sex drive than Me. I like sex sometimes, but most of the time I'd rather play Hades 2.

[–] Janx@piefed.social 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Hello! I'd like to sign up to either play videogames with you, or plow your wife, please. But not both at the same time.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

@Mechoselachia@multiverse.soulism.net Hey someone wants to fuck you I think

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The secret is love and respect. I want strangers to fuck My fiance's brains out because I love it and want it to be pleasured. I just have more important things to do most of the time. Like 100%ing Opus Magnum.

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

I have a lot of respect for those who can live such a lifestyle and have everyone involved happy. I feel I could never be comfortable in the scenario although I think I would like to be okay with such scenarios.

Thank you! That's very considerate. Sounds like it's mating and/or gaming season.