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) it seems that the most well adjusted people in our society are not only more than capable of being this, it seems like a requirement.
Related, but I'd also like a punchy non-ableist word for someone who is just monumentally and deliberately ignorant. Like, whatever the fuck Matt Yglesias is.
Deeply unserious
Garlic hater
Cartoon villain
Satanmaxxer
Hell builder
One way brain
Paid floating head
Underpaid floating head
Unpaid floating head
One Way Brain rocks, thanks for that one
BioLLM
Onionvore
Fukuyama acoylyte
Perhaps you are looking for 'dense motherfucker'
The Hiberno-English word "gobshite" (which I like to americanize as "gubshit") is good enough for most cases, I reckon. "Nezzie" is the idiosyncratic one I like to use in my inner monolog, but it's pretty opaque, coming from Russian "ne znáyu" ("I don't know").
If I were to make up some less opaque but still idiosyncratic words on the spot, then I guess "plug-ear" would work — we love a good "cutthroat compound", do we not? Or if we want to get more vulgar than that, then "earfuck" or "earfucker" would take the finger as a phallic symbol and crudely liken these people constantly going
to them fucking their own ears.