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[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 106 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

HTML: hatemail

HTTP: hat-top

MSDN: Mastodon

SSH: shhhhh

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 4 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

PHP: fffffffp

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

I thought HTML was hate em all.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 24 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

Anybody else ever use HoTMetaL to make a website?

[–] markz@suppo.fi 20 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Not HoTMaiL?

Or HoTMaLe?

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 17 hours ago

I always thought it was Hotmail, probably because my first email address was using Hotmail and that was sort of my first introduction to computing.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

I had HotMetal Pro. I got it on a cd in a library book sale.

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Add enough JavaScript frameworks and I'm sure the metal gets very hot indeed.

[–] m4ylame0wecm@lemmy.zip 5 points 18 hours ago

hitttup, wuh wuh wuh