Today while power projecting I bombed Iran to try and weaken her so our oil monopoly would work better.
She is so fucking powerful. I'm not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I'm spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I'll make it.
I can't imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting presinald. I'm scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue power projecting. I'm currently burning healing Beef Tallow and drawing spiritual energy from my burgers to try and heal as quickly as possible.
Please be safe everyone. Iran is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to bomb more than hospitals.
Sorry OP, but you already had been warned that Iran had already made an alliance with Allah swt, so really this was easily predictable, swallowing my head.