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[โ€“] happybadger@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

Bah, beat me to the punch.

The translated lyrics from the comments:

You've gone to the land of Under Armor.

From Mount Greenwood to Beverly,

you've spread the seeds of your ancestors.

Now you return home to tell

about shopping at Target

eating at Panera Bread

and how email stresses you out.