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Gamblers trying to win a bet on Polymarket are vowing to kill me if I don’t rewrite an Iran missile story
(www.timesofisrael.com)
this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2026
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So uh… what are the odds on polymarket for the guy getting killed?
Can you put out a contract on someone just by betting on polymarket that they won't die by a particular date?
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Lmao I think technically that would work… but I also don’t know how tightly polymarket polices/moderates wagers like that.
... Will you be the one reporting it? If so, I'm sure we'll get to know each other very well.