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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Heart attacks and catastrophic blood pressure loss. Anything that fucks with blood pressure, and that's what an erection is, can kill you pretty easily if you don't know what you're doing.

[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 days ago (3 children)

what if they just put pictures of dead people having a heart attacks on the package

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Dead people don't have heart attacks.

[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Heart attack while they were alive.

[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It doesn't. They died.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I'm personally fine with it, but I'm also on the side of legalizing everything.

That's a lot of the problem with them selling it as a chocolate after all, it pretends you're not dealing with serious medication and not thinking in terms of poisoning and multiplier effects. People simply don't think about these things without warnings.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 1 points 4 days ago

one thing about the us is if healthcare is not a right and provided publically then they should at least put no restrictions on drugs of any kind. People should be able to self medicate if we are not providing doctors to decide on medication.

[–] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

this kills the erection