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If there's one, there are a whole lot more, and in a year, it will be a serious problem. Been there. Do not sleep on this.
Get a cat. Problem solved.
correction: get a cat that actually catches mice AND kills them.
my previous cat liked to bring live, unharmed mice inside, let them go and watch me hunt it.
Old school mousetraps are honestly more effective than most cats. Other than having to clean up on your own. Theres a reason the phrase “build a better mousetrap” exists and basically means reinventing the wheel.
To be most effective, use a tiny (like pea sized) lump of peanut butter on the trigger. You want the mouse to reach out as far as possible to get a clean kill. Otherwise you might just severely injure it. Trap goes off and they suffer for like 0.5 seconds. Its way less cruel than being tortured to death by nature’s most adorable murderers
We tried mousetraps, and caught a bunch that way, but I would have to go downstairs first, just to clear out the dead critters.
Then one got slammed on the head, and didn't die, he just wobbled around gotesquely. I wasn't there, he greeted my wife as she came out of the shower. She screamed, threw the towel over it, and quickly dressed and got out of there. She called me at work, and I came home at lunch time, and found the poor creature still under the towel. I took him outside and dispatched him quickly. I was NOT digging the trap strategy.
Soon after, a beautiful stray Tortie showed up, and decided to prove her worth by clearing out ALL the mice. She'd patrol the yard all day, looking for them, and would even beg to go out on the backyard at night to hunt. From the moment she appeared, we never saw another mouse.
Nothing beats an enthusiastic mouser.
do what I did and become a cat. problem solved.
but then you have to get an alligator to deal with the cat, and you don't even wanna know where it spirals after that