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She works from home and I work retail so my days off are often weekdays, and she keeps complaining she can hear me shitting from her home office. But like what am I supposed to do? There's only one bathroom on this floor of the house. Maybe close your door and hang a tapestry on it.

I can't wait to move out of this shithole.

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[–] abc@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

are you loudly grunting or something hahaha

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No I just get gassy real easy so my poops often coincide with flatulence.

[–] abc@hexbear.net 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

i'm on your mother's side you should walk down to the basement when you have to shit (unless it's like a groundhog day situation where you're not sure you can make it that far)

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 3 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Then my brother would complain that I shit too loud.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 11 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Open the door and assert dominance

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 5 points 20 hours ago

Finally a reasonable suggestion

[–] abc@hexbear.net 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

whose complaints do you want to live with, your mother's or your brother's? i know personally, i can easily ignore my little brother's complaints but my mother's irk me to no end LOL

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 4 points 21 hours ago

My brother will complain to my mother and he's even more annoying than my shits, this whole thing could end with my mom making me shit outside.

[–] stink@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 1 day ago

Bros dropping 3 pound logs every time