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My boss is a liar (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 day ago by LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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This MAN has said to me, repeatedly, that on the way to work he drives past a house with two beautiful lemon trees that just bust out fruit all day long. He's full of shit. There's no fucking way. My lemon tree was FUCKED when it only went to 15°F. It went down to -15F this year!

There's no way these trees exist and, if they do, they're clearly not lemon trees

Fucker got my hopes up so i planted my tree last year and it's dead as SHIT

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[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

Is it possible that your boss is just some sort of moron that doesn't know what lemons or their trees look like and also can't use the internet to check? Maybe somebody pranked him by taping lemons to some other kind of tree, sent him off into the world to look foolish and fail at growing lemons. That would be pretty funny.