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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

The first and easiest is always the ~~pho~~faux-militaristic active wear. Its like adidas trainers on a guy squatting. When you know you know. If its an aiport, their bag has just an abusurd number of places to velcro things and a place to put a fake unit patch. Also, chuds mostly travel in packs, so the probability of them actually being a chud increases at a rate of 1- e^-1/N^ chuds per unit area.

See also lifted yota's tacomas with a bunch tac gear, and a big-ol' floor jack the think they need to carry around., none of which has ever been used, see also the F-350, and of course, the all-to-obvious "one dude in a cyber truck".

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

I saw a guy with a military style duffle bag the other day, but it had the words "emotional baggage" on the side of it, and honestly, that passes the vibe check.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Hey! I've been wearing camo and pseudo-tactical shit on the daily since long before it became fashionable. It used to be back in the good old days that military surplus gear was the cheap way for broke motherfuckers to get vaguely performant and moreover highly durable outdoor wear, plus it's always full of pockets. Bonus points if you were also some kind of airsoft/paintball nerd.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's an excellent podcast about fashion history and design called Articles of Interest by Avery Trufelman, and she did a season about the deep connections between outdoor wear and military clothing, with a lot of talk about surplus. I recommend it highly!

https://articlesofinterest.substack.com/p/gear-chapter-1

That was indeed fascinating. Thanks for sharing it!

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago

Do many pockets.

I miss my combat pants. They were comfy by the time I had to give them back, and they had so many pockets.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

You remember when the US switched to digital camouflage in the 2000s, then realized it was a terrible idea and switched back?

Any idea why you didn't see cheap digital camouflage jackets around? Did they just not make to milsurp stores?

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago

Any idea why you didn't see cheap digital camouflage jackets around?

It's working

[–] Carmakazi@piefed.social 7 points 2 days ago

In no particular order:

  1. ACU/UCP is pretty irredeemably ugly for casual wear. Maybe it will find a niche following among cyberpunks in 20 years or something, who knows.
  2. It may still have a connotation to official US Army uniforms that people looking for casual wear don't want to make. The classic "woodland" camo is far enough removed from this.

It is in basically every surplus store, and it is cheap...because hardly anyone wants it.

[–] Horsecook@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

They were suplussed very cheaply. They’re just ugly as sin.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have three sets of digital camo BDUs. Two sets of MARPAT, and one of some generic grey "urban" coloration. I didn't find them difficult to source at all. Insulated jackets, though, I don't know about.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Insulated jackets, though, I don’t know about

Yeah, that's the one I'd expect to see around, since you know, cheap jackets that go to -40F. I saw quite a few of them in cold parts of China and even Kazakhstan and it made me curious why I didn't remember any in America.

Oh, they're about. I just haven't seen any with modern-ish MARPAT patterns on them, for instance. If you just want an OD green one or something you can usually turn one up. If not truly surplus, one of the milspec manufacturers like Truspec will sell you one for a hundred bucks.

[–] tuckerm@feddit.online 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

pho-militaristic

Yeah, the tactical soup culture is really out of hand these days.

(...it's "faux," by the way.)

fixed but i'd rather pho

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 5 points 2 days ago

I take it pho-militaristic is Vietnam-era stuff.

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i actually saw a guy with someone else in their cybertruck the other day, first time for everything i guess

Maybe they were being trafficked. Did you call it in?