Chapotraphouse

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If the moneylenders in the temple used bitcoin, they would have been safe from Jesus' assault on the free market. (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 day ago by happybadger@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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If Jesus doesn't have their wallet key, flipping their table won't matter. The transaction is being conducted on the blockchain. This demonstrates how crypto is the future of finance.

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[–] plinky@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

One would think jesus has access to quantum cryptography breaking algos though

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Doesn't matter. Cold storage wallets would allow the temple moneylenders to protect their digital assets against Jesus.

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

Looks like cold storage just activated and sent money to the shrimp jesus jr., oops