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[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 63 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Ha. Nice. What is interesting about that scenario is the human would be loading up on protein (probably meat based diet) and working hard to gain that, and the gorillas sit around eating a vegetarian diet and have massive muscle mass just because.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 2 days ago (5 children)

gorillas sit around eating a vegetarian diet and have massive muscle mass just because they metabolize different kinds of protein MUCH more effectively than humans do and also are much more physically active than the average human

Fixed it for you.

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 23 points 2 days ago (3 children)

This would, of course, change if said gorilla had to sit at a desk for 40 hours a week.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 3 points 3 hours ago

I mean... The zoo gorillas were looking pretty jacked the last time I saw them.

[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Definitely a little but probably not as much as you'd think.

Humans produce a protein that forcibly limits our muscle growth and its impact is kinda crazy. Gorillas produce a bit of it too, but it's a drastically lower amount. It's called myostatin if I remember right, there is a dog that sometimes has a mutation where they barely produce it too and the differences between a regular one and a mutated one is pretty extreme. Look into 'Bully Whippets' if you want some interesting reads.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 4 hours ago

I've seen photos of super muscular cattle, it's crazy to the point that cows have difficulty birthing calves.

If this web search leads me to some fetish site I'm gonna get mad at you. Or a bit horny, depends on the kink I guess.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i dunno. a silverback gorilla would have much the same reaction as i would to PC LOAD LETTER

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Brb gonna go throw a gorilla into some nuclear waste and get it to bite me.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

aw dude why waste all that nuclear waste on a gorilla when you could have a mandrill bite you

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Because mandrillman is already my tinder profile name.

it seems more like we've found a (dear gods gag me but it's the right word) synergy we could exploit

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I don't know about the physical activity. Gorillas are known for not moving around much. But they lack the muscle size regulation that we have.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

But what if the gorillas stopped sitting around and actually worked to build muscle mass? We've never actually seen a gorilla that was trying to get as big and as strong as he could.

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

Well That was my point, we work at it they don't. And most of bro dude protein intake is wasted

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was gonna object that it's a vegan diet, because they're presumably not gonna do eggs or milk, but apparently not strictly vegetarian either:

Mountain gorillas spend about a quarter of their day eating, mainly plants. Around 85% of their diet is made up of leaves, shoots and stems, but gorillas can also eat larvae, snails, ants, and even roots, barks and rotting wood (a good source of sodium/salt).

https://www.wwf.org.uk/learn/fascinating-facts/gorillas

[–] scintilla@crust.piefed.social 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There is basically nothing that isn't a. opportunistic carnivore. Eating meat is just way more efficient (in terms of nutrition and calorie density) than eating plants.

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I was raised vegetarian and still am but i learned how to hunt and clean game just in case

[–] o1011o@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Bro vegan athletes win in the olympics, in strong man, in sprints, in marathons, all over the place. They have to work hard for it, sure, but there's nothing special about meat protein.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Same here. I do not do much for it.