Want to wade into the snowy surf of the abyss? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid.
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The post Xitter web has spawned so many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.
(Credit and/or blame to David Gerard for starting this. If you're wondering why this went up late, I was doing other shit)
(EDIT: Changed "29th February" to "1st March" - its not a leap year)
Jack Dorsey's really figured out how to name his companies. He didn't like the name of Square, so he changed it to Block. He also spent $68M of Block's money on a massive all-hands party. Now, after Bitcoin's crash, he has to lay off 4k employees from Block. Don't worry, somebody on HN was at the party and can explain everything:
Elsewhere in-thread, somebody does the maths:
Oh, well, there you go. 8k employees each buying $4k of hotel and travel, that adds up. Huh, why does that "J. Z." fellow sound familiar? Maybe it was in one of those WP articles I keep linking?
Ah, I see. It wasn't a party, it was a presentation from the board of directors.
TIL block is square. I was wondering how there was a huge tech company I'd never heard of until recently.
Yeah, they rebranded when they did the harebrained pivot to focus on cryptocurrencies.
I hadn't heard of square either. Are they the guys doing squarespace? No idea.
EDIT: Okay, I did hear of CashApp, and it goes without saying that you need an entire lock-in ecosystem and a crypto-gimmick around a fintech product these days.