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Or at least events commonly considered in the bourgeois media to be "conspiracy theories." Personally, I believe that Joseph Stalin was assassinated in 1953 by the Khrushchev clique to ensure their rise to power.

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

The wackiest I get is UFOs/UAPs and SOMETIMES bigfoot, but only bigfoot when it's native american legends of a forest guardian and not the real wacky stuff of biggy working with orbs or being a celestial creature. As for aliens, I think there's something to it, especially UAPs, given how we've got a few juicy pieces of footage via foia over the years. The government is no doubt keeping tabs on whatever the hell "they" are...while also I'd imagine purposely misleading the public and juicing misinformation like ancient aliens and that crap.

[–] duderium@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

No, bigfoot is a djinn. I will not elaborate.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

No one has seen a jinn in their true form, as they are made of smokeless fire. They take on the shape of other things. They cannot become a new form of life, creating new life is the purview of Allah.
If bigfoot is a jinn, he is a jinn that took on the form of an existing bigfoot.

Or that's how I think it goes.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I want to see some evidence of powers first.

[–] duderium@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He’s an interdimensional being who is in league with the greys in the name of just wandering through the woods apparently.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And don't you dare take his picture or else your shot's going to come out all blurry.

[–] duderium@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah because he’s a djinn and he can mess with your camera.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

bigfoot is a forest spirit, and once we reach harmony with nature he will reveal himself and share his weed with us

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

There's like 3 or 4 different types of bigfeets. Some are chill like that and others not so much so like be careful once we reach harmony with nature I guess.

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Bigfoot is actually related to the giants that built the pyramids.

[–] Omegamint@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I really wanna believe the UFO shit but it just never goes anywhere and the most obvious takeaway is that it’s all nonsense. Like I just can’t believe that there isn’t some state out there that would have knowledge of the aliens and not be forthright about it. Especially after all these years. But also I want it to be true bc then it would cause such apoplexy amongst the evangelicals and that alone would be really fun/worth it

[–] MarmiteLover123@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

All the UFOs are Lockheed Martin/Northrop Grumman/Boeing prototypes, Lockheed Martin Skunk Works was posting on twitter about a video that showed a flying triangle/Dorito shaped aircraft at area 51, who knows what kind of stuff is actually out there cooked up by some crazy aerospace engineers.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

AFAIK the stealth bomber was developed and tested at Area 51. People want to believe it's aliens, but it's likely the US testing stuff like spy balloons, experimental aircraft, drones, etc. And of course, they're not going to acknowledge something if it gets spotted by some civilian at 3 AM. They didn't even acknowledge the existence of Area 51 until a few years ago.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

sassy the sasquatch

waddayatalkinabeet ya fucken drug addict of course he's real.

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