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‘It is rule 62 of the Olympic Charter that we have to have a condoms story,’ says IOC spokesman Mark Adams

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[–] Steve@communick.news 107 points 1 day ago (4 children)

While I don't doubt many athletes are being quite active.
I'd also believe it's a joke at this point for them to all take as many as they can no matter if they intend to use them or not.

[–] Anivia@feddit.org 8 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

A few years ago an athlete said in an interview that they are Olympics branded condoms, so he stuffed his backpack full of them

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 34 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

There was an article a few years ago where a few athletes were interviewed anonymously IIRC. It's a fuckfest. You put a lot of people in peak physical shape together, what are you expecting?

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 17 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Also people who by and large havent been out living wild social lives for quite a while. Laser beam focused on one goal. Once you have competed, one way or another the pressure is off and you are surrounded by people who are in the exact same position.

[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 3 points 8 hours ago

you are surrounded by people who are in the exact same position.

Or, due to physicality and flexibility, some new positions!

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 27 points 1 day ago

You roll initiative onto someone and they pull out one of these bad boys, and I call that a 'power move'.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Let them. How is this not huge free publicity!