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Winter Olympics in crisis as athletes deplete entire stock of 10,000 free condoms (www.independent.co.uk)

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‘It is rule 62 of the Olympic Charter that we have to have a condoms story,’ says IOC spokesman Mark Adams

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[–] Anivia@feddit.org 6 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

A few years ago an athlete said in an interview that they are Olympics branded condoms, so he stuffed his backpack full of them