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Winter Olympics in crisis as athletes deplete entire stock of 10,000 free condoms (www.independent.co.uk)

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‘It is rule 62 of the Olympic Charter that we have to have a condoms story,’ says IOC spokesman Mark Adams

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[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 17 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Also people who by and large havent been out living wild social lives for quite a while. Laser beam focused on one goal. Once you have competed, one way or another the pressure is off and you are surrounded by people who are in the exact same position.

[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 3 points 8 hours ago

you are surrounded by people who are in the exact same position.

Or, due to physicality and flexibility, some new positions!