this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2026
339 points (99.7% liked)

Offbeat

1780 readers
594 users here now

Post your funny, weird, strange, or quirky news stories here!

Community Rules

Similar Communities

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 

Already?? Are people just a lot more horny when it's cold outside?

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 49 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Bruh could you imagine training your whole life to get into the Olympics village fuckfest and then find out they out of rubbers?

[–] modus@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Just wash them out. They're pretty durable. They fit right over the little racks in the dishwasher.

[–] slykethephoxenix@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I heard you can just turn them inside out?

[–] modus@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

I heard that's what my dad did. Never met him to ask, though.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Nice, so they'll loosen up a bit like old socks so as not strangle my massive cock. Thanks for the, uh... tip.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

I'd jump on my toboggan and zip right out to the local petrol station toilet vending machine with some coins at the ready.
If I don't 'slip and slide' then I don't slip and slide!!!