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Already?? Are people just a lot more horny when it's cold outside?

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[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

I'd jump on my toboggan and zip right out to the local petrol station toilet vending machine with some coins at the ready.
If I don't 'slip and slide' then I don't slip and slide!!!