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[–] ptychodus@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Speak to your doctor if you experience:

Translucent teeth

Elbow malfunction

Hemming/hawing

Pregurgitation

Temporary omniscience

Rectal certitude

Permanent buoyancy

Recalcitrant offspring

Purple haze

Vehement denial

Moonwalking

Rogue waves

Charm offensives

Offgassing

False dichotomies

Spotted dick

Camaro envy

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago

Welcome... to Night Vale.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I am experiencing reverse effluviums and an aversion to revision. What are my chances?

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Moonwalking sounds like a feature, not a bug.

Camaro envy? Nope. Nothing is worth that.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago

Moonwalking is only feature complete when accompanied by HE-HEEE or AU!!!

[–] ptychodus@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Okay, for moonwalking you should talk to your agent/promoter. For Camaro envy, even your therapist doesn't want to hear about that.