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[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

User declines using the application and escapes downstairs, robot pursues, falls down and can’t get up [mechanical tantrum with loud pig squealing]

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Yah except in reality it's just a drone with a taser and an explosive charge. It doesn't give you a warning, it already has your face in a database of known "opposition members" and you've been targeted as a radical terrorist for laughing at that meme someone posted to your facebook. It doesn't care about stairs and can wait patiently outside your house for you to open a door or window.

Your violent death will be celebrated on state media along with everyone in your terror cell. (Family.)

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

This is the right answer! 🤣🤣🤣

And now I want to see the CEO doing just this.