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You have ten seconds to comply! [Mechanical Growl]
User declines using the application and escapes downstairs, robot pursues, falls down and can’t get up [mechanical tantrum with loud pig squealing]
Yah except in reality it's just a drone with a taser and an explosive charge. It doesn't give you a warning, it already has your face in a database of known "opposition members" and you've been targeted as a radical terrorist for laughing at that meme someone posted to your facebook. It doesn't care about stairs and can wait patiently outside your house for you to open a door or window.
Your violent death will be celebrated on state media along with everyone in your terror cell. (Family.)
This is the right answer! 🤣🤣🤣
And now I want to see the CEO doing just this.