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[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

When is Hexbear going to join in on this? I hate to think I might be talking to someone who isn't a dope bear

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

soon we’re going to have beanis verification (you have to prove you eat beans at least once per day)

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Upload a smellmail of your fart so our ai may identify the bean you consumed.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

Everyone loves their own brand. stalin-feels-good

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Who is to say Hexbear doesn't monitor your posting times to see if they can deduce your working schedule and to ensure you are posting from Moscow?

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I post on the clock, thank you very much

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 1 points 1 hour ago

As well you should get paid for your vital work. The kremlins need to launder that cash somehow.

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I just have very bad sleep hygiene,ok?

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

As long as you sleep under the shadow of the Red Square.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

I, too, post without interruption to make sure the feds have no idea when I sleep.