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[–] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 57 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"America leads the world in Hitting Yourself in the Dick with A Hammer. China is afaid to smash their dicks with a hammer, why is that?"

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[–] MeetMeAtTheMovies@hexbear.net 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Barely a joke. Incels are hitting their skulls with hammers to adjust their measurehead CRANOPHYSIOLOGY

[–] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

Good year to invest in hammers

[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

Yes. According to TikTok, this is supposed to help you get a more defined jawline.

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

as they say "Great minds want to smash their dicks with hammers"