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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] gdog05@lemmy.world 41 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

There's currently an e-coli outbreak in Idaho due to raw milk. 9 sick, 2 of them children.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 30 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

What it they heat the milk to a high but not boiling temperature to kill the ecoli bacteria?

[–] gdog05@lemmy.world 30 points 3 weeks ago

Well, that pisses off God and makes libruls happy. Can't do it.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Heat my Jesus juice? That's leftist.

What next, cook chicken?

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Jesus juice was Judas' favorite in the Gospel of Judas.

[–] Saber_is_dead@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

🎵 sippin on Jesus juice 🎶

[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

If that’s what God wanted, he would have made cows much hotter!

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 weeks ago

Hotter? Aren't they sexy enough for you ?

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 weeks ago

Witchcraft! We found the witch!

[–] hector@lemmy.today 1 points 3 weeks ago

It's like defying god's will to upset his plans like that, sort of like giving health care to poor people. /s

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sounds like the problem is solving itself.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

At least it's not contagious, I guess... It's the measles and polio coming back that's gonna really fuck us.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Unfortunately stupidity is contagious. For example people convincing each other that drinking raw milk is a good idea.