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[–] I_Jedi@lemmy.today 2 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Guns keep me safe from crazy people looking to waste my ass. Stand Your Ground.

[–] antifa_ceo@lemmy.ml 0 points 4 weeks ago

You are a lost cause go jerk off with your guns somewhere else.

[–] EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world -1 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Now you say you want to shoot your government

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago
[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 1 points 4 weeks ago

Say that shit yourself, coward.

[–] I_Jedi@lemmy.today -3 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

There are a number of individuals who have motive to take me out. I must be prepared.

[–] EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Alright, Donald

[–] Montagge@lemmy.zip 0 points 4 weeks ago

The sith are just going to block your bullets with their light sabers