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Guns keep me safe from crazy people looking to waste my ass. Stand Your Ground.
You are a lost cause go jerk off with your guns somewhere else.
Now you say you want to shoot your government
Say that shit yourself, coward.
I mean...
There are a number of individuals who have motive to take me out. I must be prepared.
Alright, Donald
The sith are just going to block your bullets with their light sabers