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[–] antifa_ceo@lemmy.ml -1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

Cry more you servile little pig. Half of the problem in this country with weapons is how accessible they are. Fancying yourself to be the "good guy with a gun" makes you look like a fucking moron in the face of every piece of evidence that suggests the overabundance of weapons in this country is the reason we see so much needless violence.

[–] I_Jedi@lemmy.today 2 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Guns keep me safe from crazy people looking to waste my ass. Stand Your Ground.

[–] antifa_ceo@lemmy.ml 0 points 4 weeks ago

You are a lost cause go jerk off with your guns somewhere else.

[–] EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world -1 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Now you say you want to shoot your government

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago
[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 1 points 4 weeks ago

Say that shit yourself, coward.

[–] I_Jedi@lemmy.today -3 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

There are a number of individuals who have motive to take me out. I must be prepared.

[–] EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Alright, Donald

[–] Montagge@lemmy.zip 0 points 4 weeks ago

The sith are just going to block your bullets with their light sabers

[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

So let me get this straight. You think we shouldn't have firearms because the police are going to protect us? Holy shit the mental gymnastics in your sick head should be in the upcoming Olympics. Congrats!

[–] antifa_ceo@lemmy.ml 0 points 4 weeks ago

Why are you putting words in my mouth? The police wouldn't even need firearms in the way they do if it wasn't for the incredible amount of weapons in this country. This is how most reasonable countries around the world work. Firearms are relegated to extreme situations that most law enforcement officers don't have access to. Not to mention most countries require what is equivalent to a couple year degree of schooling to be a LEO