Chapotraphouse

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submitted 2 months ago by Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[–] ExistingConsumingSpace@midwest.social 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)

65 years on this earth and billions of dollars, yet he was so worried about the size of his peen that it killed him. What a fucking loser.

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Even funnier is, remembering the Penuma chapo episode, it's not like he was gonna wake up with a significantly bigger hog anyways

[–] red_giant@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Cause of death: penis too smol

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I’m scared for my health now…

[–] ExistingConsumingSpace@midwest.social 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Look, man, I want the other fellas to have a nice view of my flaccid sausage peeking below a hand towel when I'm in the gym locker room."

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Small dick growers have a worse time than small dick showers, uh according to a friend