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NOT A PIZZA CUTTER
It's because Luigi is of Italian descent.
I’d much rather fight someone armed with a pizza cutter than nothing at all because, what kind of a stupid ass brings a pizza cutter to a fight? That’s a crappy fighter right there.
Or he is so elite that he is using techniques that you cannot even comprehend.
You know what they say, don't bring Parmesan to a pizza cutter fight.
You cut your parmesan with a pizza cutter?
Yeah I think a grater would be a better weapon
Depends on the pizza cutter I guess. The rolling ones, for sure, but the long heavy blade ones that you rock to cut the pizza? That could do some damage.
You can sharpen the round ones.
I was bored so I sharpened one of mine a few years ago… honestly it was a very dangerous game changer
My wife did this without telling me and I sliced the shit out of my fingers while trying to clean it.
The only possible way this scenario could be improved is if the would-be jailbreaker was named Mario
The fool. Everyone knows prison bars are made of overcooked lasagna.
The cutest in the world reference. Maki is great.
Maki Itoh? A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
Yeah! Look at the damage!
I am thoroughly confused by this sequence of events
Wrestling. LOL!
But....why pizza cutter....
That's gotta be part of a bit. That's about as useless a weapon or tool as you can get.
Slice n dice!
If you get that pizza cutter rotating at about 1500 RPM it could be quite dangerous.
Then again, if you manage that, you're probably Donatello from TMNT 🤷
Did he think he was busting him out of Flavortown Jail?
The barbecue fork is gonna up the severity on this one. Why couldn’t he have just taken a regular fork?
Don’t forget the pizza cutter. That’s basically a nuclear weapon.
Cooper? 🤞🤞 (would be such that great and unexpected twist 😁)