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John Brown did nothing wrong.
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this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2022
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:jb-shining: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little slaver? I’ll have you know I studied with abolitionist Elizur Wright, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on slave plantations, and I have over 7 confirmed kills.
I am trained in breechloaders and I'm a top marksman with .52 caliber Beecher's Bibles. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that white supremacist shit? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Underground Railroad operatives across the south and your plantation's home address is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, sinner. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Sharps rifles and pikes and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Creation, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You’re fucking dead, kiddo. :JB-shining-aggro:
Best iteration I’ve seen yet.
Is this original content???
It's just Navy Seal copypasta, Harpers Ferry edition.
Yeah but it's done very tastefull :xi-clap: :john-brown:
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You even made the Beecher's bible reference o7. I'd like to see a potawotami creek massacre mention if you could squeeze it in
Don't let your John Brown memes be dreams. :john-brown: