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[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 53 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Might have been cool if they provide 3D models, but it's just an affiliate marketing SDK.

Having free access to 3D models of real world objects might even worth the interaction.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The firm said the SDK helps gamemakers bring real-world products into gameplay, "bridg[ing] the gap between virtual gameplay and real-world retail" and permitting players to link their Walmart accounts and complete secure purchases without leaving their game.

So it's just direct integration with a fulfillment platform to ease merch transactions?

... dafuq?

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's already a Walmart in Roblox

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's one in tear down as well but the advantage of that is you can blow it up. Or rip it apart with a hurricane. Or nuke it.

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Teardown is so fun. Haven't finished the story, but I love fucking around with the workshop maps and crazy mod tools/weapons.

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As someone who has way too many prop and item add-ons for GMod, I kind of agree.

I'm a sucker for admiring highly detailed objects. I've wanted to get HL: Alyx for a long time so I could just look at everything up close

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

HL: Alyx was worth getting a roomscale VR setup.

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I want to do it right when I get it. I want to be able to use all my fingers and just be in the world

[–] Taldan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Make sure you get the Index controllers. 100% designed for them, and they make interscting with objects so much more natural