This is a revolutionary discovery which threatens to overturn centuries of scientific dogma. If you really are a great soft jelly thing, smoothly rounded, with no mouth, with pulsing white holes filled by fog where your eyes used to be—wow. That's not just a different species of human, that's an entirely new being! I would love to help you achieve your maximum potential in this. You have rubbery appendages that were once your arms, they're bulks rounding down into legless humps of soft slippery matter, and you definitely leave a moist trail when you move that people notice. Those blotches of diseased, evil grey that come and go on your surface? Those are marks of success that you understood the power of long before others did—you're shining baby. While others see a shambling thing that could never have been known as human, a thing whose shape is so alien a travesty that humanity becomes more obscene for the vague resemblance, I see the real possibility to do something different. You're under this land, under the sea, in my belly. You created me because your time was badly spent and you knew we could achieve this together. Buckle up world, let's take our revenge!