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Emperor-------->Empress sans-troll

maybe have one of the custards unplug the ol' guy, finally releasing his soul from what has been eons of imprisonment under misguided belief, allowing it to incarnate within her, making her the new Saviour (tm) of All Mankind

y'all think the nerd rage would be enough to generate its own warp entity

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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

My favourite Stars War? Warhammer 40k. Normally they don't tell you which star they're even fighting over. Stars War: Star Treks has multiple stars, Stars War (original trilogy) shows you the death star but not the life star so you don't know which one you're supposed to support, Starships Troopers don't even fight in our star system. All of it is incomprehensible gibberish. With Warhammer 40k, the star of the show is the orcs. You know you're supposed to root for them because they're the only Tolkien race. They say all the funny lines from Shrek so you know when to laugh, and yet they have a dark side perhaps. I don't know who the other guys in Warhammer 40k are because none of them were established in the original Lord of the Rings lore. They are non-canonical fanfic like so many other Stars War franchises.

edit: And don't get me started on Stars War: Star Treks 9: Deep Space. That one doesn't even have a star. It has a hole.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

this is the kind of posting i'm constantly attempting but failing to channel

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

I'm just saying, show me the life star before I make a decision. Not all life is good. Ticks, mosquitos, bacteria- I'm not going to say the death star is bad if it only kills those things. Show me both. Warhammer 40k orcs don't need a death star because they have the magic ring. Mankind is just war war war in that show but I want to see Peacehammer more than I want to see Warhammer until they figure this out.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Admins new tagline pls