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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 28 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Just like how all creatures on earth eventually evolve into crab, all technology mutates to it's highest form of evolution, the ad break.

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i sense you feel distressed dave, would a tasty pizza™ help you?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

Pouring my heart out to chatgpt about my life only to have it hallucinate totinos pizza rolls made out of human flesh.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Someone link the Boonta Vista opening where a person named "Alt Samman" has been made immortal and is cursed to have his penis and testicles snipped off slowly by coconut crabs every day only for them to regrow the next day.

[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago