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I mean, it's the name of a Japanese goddess but fuck nice things amirite
This is a techbro though so, no tears shed
I wouldn't grace any of the shite that Oracle makes with the term "technology," except for its database, and it's old and for many years had quality issues so severe that it nearly crashed the firm. Everything else Oracle makes is bloated crap (e.g., its ERP software) or piss-poor me-too variants of Linux distros, cloud platforms, etc. And they managed to make Java even worse, which must have taken some doing.
Yeah, coincidences can happen. This case, idk, maybe not?
I mean a tech bro being a little too into Japanese culture isn't that out there
But it's more likely he's a Nazi