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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Only Satan's children will scroll past this post without commenting "Amen" (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago by kali_fornication@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I always found the shepherd metaphor questionable, on account of the reason you keep sheep is to eat them

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

What part didn't make sense? Upon your death your soul is released. You see Jesus. You float towards him. You are eaten.

The reason we have the ten commandments is that sin makes the soul taste gamey.

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

A lot of Jesus' teachings are higly questionable, and are impossible to apply unless you're a part of a travelling cult. Mainstream Christianity only pays lip service to his moral framework and is more commited to maintaining power and prestige for its priest caste.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think it's highly appropriate, as sheep are fleeced.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 0 points 16 hours ago

So's your mother

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 11 points 2 days ago

Also wool and milk, but ultimately, yeah.