this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2026
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[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 40 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

He can fix her! She can fix him! I believe in Love!

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 9 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

I believe in Love!

~ just listen to therimmerlimmerhar! ~

[–] Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 12 hours ago

Maybe this is a Sodium (explosive) + Chlorine (corrosive) = salt (delicious) type of situation?

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 16 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

At the very least they're taking each other off the market for the rest of us