this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2026
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He can fix her! She can fix him! I believe in Love!
~ just listen to therimmerlimmerhar! ~
Maybe this is a Sodium (explosive) + Chlorine (corrosive) = salt (delicious) type of situation?
At the very least they're taking each other off the market for the rest of us
unfortunately :(