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Wine is his blood. Wine comes from grapes. Raisins are grapes with the juice removed.
Wouldn't raisin bread just be a particularly veiny cut of Jesus?
I love the really ripped Jesuses. The ones that look like they're only on the cross voluntarily and could fly press it into splinters.
Nothing says logical consistency like a poor dessert nomad with 24x7 access to a gym and enough protein to choke an ox.
I'm currently in a Christian world view class for college and in Luke 24:39 Jesus directly says you can tell he's not a ghost because he has fledh and bones. I can't decide if this is biblical confirmation of ghosts or if Jesus made a joke about his own death and both options are fucking hilarious.
The Bible confirms giants and half angel half human hybrid babies. Ghosts aren't that much of a stretch.
Careful with the G word, you'll summon Windagoon