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US State Denies Appeal Of Woman Fined $100K For Parking In Her Own Driveway - SlashGear (www.slashgear.com)
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[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Repair the grass?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

put cement over it

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

Not for $50

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Pave paradise and put up a parking lot ?

[–] ecvanalog@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

Pretty sure Florida is the polar opposite of paradise, Joni.