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We have video of this guy doing a gum bump, clear as day, and nothing was said of it but a couple of late night jokes. Raise your hand if you think you would slide on that.
WTF is a gum bump?
Also called a gummer or number, referencing it's numbing effects. It's when you dip your finger in cocaine and rub it on your gums.
Oh, duh. It didn't click for me written that way. Thanks!
I've never done cocaine, and I recognized the motion he did immediately.
Oh, I've done it plenty of times I just had no context and still don't know what video y'all're talking about. I'm certainly not going to look it up or anything.