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[–] facow@hexbear.net 65 points 3 months ago (14 children)

The simple rules for life everyone should live by

  • Treaties are fake. NO ONE is maintaining your territorial integrity for you.
  • Never, ever, give up your nukes. If you don't have any, BUILD THEM. If you absolutely have to get rid of them, always keep ONE hid in reserve.
  • If someone accuses you of having nukes drop everything and get them immediately (this one is paraphrased/potentially misremembered)
[–] Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Shamelessly stolen from the dark cowboy

brace-dark-cowboy

[–] facow@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure these were Rachel Jake's rules

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Tech CEO Rachel Jake would never advocate for Nuclear Proliferation

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

Rules 1 throufh 4 are stolen from TruAnnon

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

#7 being presented as a bad thing? Should be #1 and say 'before all else'

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