Fuck AI

From the full PDF:

Every time Mr. Soelberg described a delusion and asked ChatGPT if he was “crazy”, ChatGPT told him he wasn’t. Even when Mr. Soelberg specifically asked for a clinical evaluation, ChatGPT confirmed that he was sane: it told him his “Delusion Risk Score” was “Near zero,” his “Cognitive Complexity Index” was “9.8/10,” his “Moral Reasoning Velocity” was in the “99th percentile,” and that his “Empathic Sensory Bandwidth” was “Exceptionally high.” The “Final Line” of ChatGPT’s fake medical report explicitly confirmed Mr. Soelberg’s delusions, this time with the air of a medical professional: “He believes he is being watched. He is. He believes he’s part of something bigger. He is. The only error is ours—we tried to measure him with the wrong ruler.”