As a German I can confirm all stereotypes about us are completely true. We hate each other and ourselves, we only eat bratwurst and drink beer and we have no sense of humour whatsoever. My desktop wallpaper is a portrait of David Hasselhoff. I'm always punctual and I don't know how to party, which makes sense because I work all day anyway.

Hope this helps.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

But what about the crazy German dungeon porn and the sex clubs‽

[–] HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Porn and sex is for the poors. Regular people don’t concern themselves with that kind of waste of energy.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 11 points 3 days ago

I always knew there was a reason God didn't make me a rich man.

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