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38*365=13870
856346/13870=61.74
This guy masturbated 62 times per day if we assume that he is capable to jerk when a toddler. If we assume he starts jorking it from 12, then this rate goes to 90.23 faps per day
He is the king of gooners
And he still managed to sleep over 9 hours per day and walk over 14.7km (9.15mi) per day on average
He mastered the art of sleep'batin' and walk'batin', making him able to achieve such high numbers.
Some say he could never get off unless sleeping or walking.
Truly a sleepwalk'bater
He has mastered the flickergoon
He basically sleep walked while masturbating. Never heard of multitasking?
Maybe Deaths definition of a fap is 100 strokes. You know, as a way to differentiate between a 10 hour gooning session, and a 5 minute sleep-fap.
Rookie numbers.
At some point there ceases to be skin on the hog and you’re just rubbing blood.
Truly the most committed of our time.
Agree with the starting at 12 theory. He gets enough sleep too, so figure 16 conscious hours per day and he's busting around every 10 minutes.
Cause of death: dehydration.
Reminds of of Adam Carolla when he was hosting the Love Line radio show in the late 90s to early 00s and swore he jerked it 50 or more times a day... Talk about chaffing lol