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[โ€“] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wake up at 2am after my 2 hour manly power sleep and dunk my face in artisinal ice water and then shove a banana up my ass. Dont need no coffee im too sigma for that

You can dip the banana in it you wasteful willy