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[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
  1. It would be nice to not need sleep I guess, but it has a lot of implications. Do I just recuperate as if I'm sleeping at all times? Restitution and that sort of stuff.
  2. Ever since I read Dragon Ball I've wanted a tail. I already have ears, and that's how I'm going to interpret the prompt because I don't want other types of ears.
  3. I'd love to be a master pizza chef, would really rock, but I cannot pass up being able to talk to animals. Once again doing the very-intelligent thing of fussing over semantics "cats" does not specify housecat, so I'm deciding it means any member of the felidae^[I googled it and now I feel very clever. The house cat is felis catus and the family is felidae and I'm a clever little elf] family that can reasonably be described as a type of "cat" - Thus finally allowing me to speak to cougars pingu-horny
    Also I can radicalise wildcats and teach them about machines and sabotage.

Honorable mention to master chef, I've always wanted to be able to toss tha dough. Gotta take some courses I guess.
Double honorable to no body hair. I would take it, but I like my facial hair. Gotta get waxed bby

[–] Edie@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

Well thought out.

  1. I'm not sure. There are multiple "readings" of what the pill does. I'm not sure about the exacts of it. But I think I'll at least go with that you can still sleep even if you've taken the pill.
  2. Since you just want your own ears, the pill fixes any damage to your hearing.
  3. I agree, all members of the felidae family.

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