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[–] SourGumGum@lemmy.world 35 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

So America is harboring WMDs? Quick somebody assemble a coalition of the willing to liberate them.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's even being controlled by religious fundamentalists!

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You mean terrorist organizations?

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This may be the plan, internally. I believe there are certain provisions that allow the US military and intelligence groups broader rights if they can categorize the action as "against WMDs".

[–] GaryGhost@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's a really good point. They can say Venezuela has fentanyl and invade their country.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

Canadian super labs.