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I'm just saying shit would have gone down differently if I was a smurf bro. (hexbear.net)

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I'm not a weak man creating hard times like Papa Smurf. I'm a real smurf. I would beat Gargamel's ass. MMA bro. BJJ,

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[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I call bullsmurf

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I can't even watch Scooby Doo anymore because I get too hyped up and want to kill all the criminals. That's how much I hate bullies. Gargamel has been running his mouth for too long. I would feel nothing killing him.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

See this is how I know youre just a posersmurf, the smurfs in the comics were absolutely bullying gargamel all the time.