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Comic Strips is a community for those who love comic stories.

Rules
  1. πŸ˜‡ Be Nice!

    • Treat others with respect and dignity. Friendly banter is okay, as long as it is mutual; keyword: friendly.
  2. 🏘️ Community Standards

    • Comics should be a full story, from start to finish, in one post.
    • Posts should be safe and enjoyable by the majority of community members, both here on lemmy.world and other instances.
    • Any comic that would qualify as raunchy, lewd, or otherwise draw unwanted attention by nosy coworkers, spouses, or family members should be tagged as NSFW.
    • Moderators have final say on what and what does not qualify as appropriate. Use common sense, and if need be, err on the side of caution.
  3. 🧬 Keep it Real

    • Comics should be made and posted by real human beans, not by automated means like bots or AI. This is not the community for that sort of thing.
  4. πŸ“½οΈ Credit Where Credit is Due

    • Comics should include the original attribution to the artist(s) involved, and be unmodified. Bonus points if you include a link back to their website. When in doubt, use a reverse image search to try to find the original version. Repeat offenders will have their posts removed, be temporarily banned from posting, or if all else fails, be permanently banned from posting.
    • Attributions include, but are not limited to, watermarks, links, or other text or imagery that artists add to their comics to use for identification purposes. If you find a comic without any such markings, it would be a good idea to see if you can find an original version. If one cannot be found, say so and ask the community for help!
  5. πŸ“‹ Post Formatting

    • Post an image, gallery, or link to a specific comic hosted on another site; e.g., the author's website.
    • Meta posts about the community should be tagged with [Meta] either at the beginning or the end of the post title.
    • When linking to a comic hosted on another site, ensure the link is to the comic itself and not just to the website; e.g.,
      βœ… Correct: https://xkcd.com/386/
      ❌ Incorrect: https://xkcd.com/
  6. πŸ“¬ Post Frequency/SPAM

    • Each user (regardless of instance) may post up to five (5 πŸ–) comics a day. This can be any combination of personal comics you have written yourself, or other author's comics. Any comics exceeding five (5 πŸ–) will be removed.
  7. πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ Internationalization (i18n)

    • Non-English posts are welcome. Please tag the post title with the original language, and include an English translation in the body of the post; e.g.,
      SΓ­, por favor [Spanish/EspaΓ±ol]
  8. 🍿 Moderation

    • We are human, just like most everybody else on Lemmy. If you feel a moderation decision was made in error, you are welcome to reach out to anybody on the moderation team for clarification. Keep in mind that moderation decisions may be final.
    • When reporting posts and/or comments, quote which rule is being broken, and why you feel it broke the rules.
Banned Artists

The following artists are banned from the community.

  1. Jago
  2. Stonetoss

It should be noted that when you make reports, it is your responsibility to provide rational reasoning why something should be removed. Saying it simply breaks community rules is not always good enough.

Web Accessibility

Note: This is not a rule, but a helpful suggestion.

When posting images, you should strive to add alt-text for screen readers to use to describe the image you're posting:

Another helpful thing to do is to provide a transcription of the text in your images, as well as brief descriptions of what's going on. (example)

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[–] stickly@lemmy.world 184 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (10 children)

That has to be one of the worst guillotine designs I've ever seen, send this child back to school.

  • no mouton
  • curve is simultaneously less effective than a diagonal and harder to make
  • tiny contact point with groove on the narrow blade side, basically guaranteed to jump on the way down or slip on impact
  • no head basket or splatter shield
  • no bascule, good luck shifting that body kid
  • no stabilizing supports

This thing is gonna paralyze the guy, send the blade flying into the crowd, and cause a slow bleed death (if any)

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 65 points 4 months ago (1 children)

it's bc CEO didn't pay for Premium Guillotine(tm). CEO also had to watch 5 minutes of unskippable ads before being decraptiated.

[–] bonsai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 months ago

One of those tip screens pop up before the blade comes down

[–] alzymologist@sopuli.xyz 42 points 4 months ago

don't judge school projects too harshly!

besides, you've described a great are performance, with a MESSAGE

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This thing is gonna paralyze the guy, send the blade flying into the crowd, and cause a slow bleed death (if any)

I fail to see the downside

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 months ago

We haven't got all day!

[–] Mika@piefed.ca 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

A good guillotine? In this economy?!

Besides, it's probably way scarier to die from improper cut.

[–] comador@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Nicolas Jacques Pelletier

One of the first guillotine victims, his execution reportedly failed initially due to a poorly fitted lunette (headrest) and a dull blade, requiring multiple attempts and hacks to finish, according to historical reports.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicolas_Jacques_Pelletier

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

I would like to subscribe to guillotine critiques.

[–] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 months ago

Because of inflation its cheap ☹️

[–] Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net 3 points 4 months ago

You mean the CEO gets to suffer before they die? Bonus points!

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 months ago

Well shit, I was hopin' you'd say that.

Donny!

Got a job for ya!

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

This thing is gonna paralyze the guy, send the blade flying into the crowd, and cause a slow bleed death (if any)

That kid is going to turn into a real John C. Woods, and I'm here for it.